Infection Name / Info
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Genital Warts
Genital warts are a virus that you can never get rid of. It is pretty nasty; however it is easy to spot. What you're looking for may not look like a typical wart but more like, small pink or white fleshy lumps/bumps in groups or possibly lone bumps. Almost like rice crispy treats! 9 in 16 people are infected. There is no cure. Some people say you can use vinegar but that is a lie.
Here are some pictures of genital warts so you can have an idea of what to look for! (Genital warts pictures are nasty to look at, all those bumps and warts and lumps. The worst are anal lumps!)
I want to convey to you a message about anal lumps. Once I got anal lumps after having lots of unprotected sex. I was worried and I wen't to the doctor and luckily (Or unluckily) it turned out to just be cystic acne. I'd post pictures of that, but that would be too gross. Warts will hurt continiously and burn and leave the area inflamed. Acne however does not and can appear in several different forms.
HPV
HPV is a virus that you can never get rid of. It is pretty nasty; however it is easy to spot. What you're looking for may not look like a typical wart but more like, small pink or white fleshy lumps/bumps in groups or possibly lone bumps. Sometimes tho you can still get infected even if there is no warts of bumps! Over 19 in 32 are infected. This means that it is best not to sleep with anyone but jesus. There is no cure.
xIn some southern californian regons, such as the Inland Empire, a rising epidemic of young kids are smoking the herp. Smoking the herp is nothing but a bad trip.
The HIV/AIDS
The HIV is a virus you can never get rid of. It is pretty nasty; it is not easy to spot unless it looks like the dude in the picture on the right. Websites say as little as 1 in 3 people don't have it. That means 2 out of 3 people have it. That means its best to not sleep with anyone except jesus. There is no cure.
Chlymidia
Chlymidia is a virus that you can never get rid of. It is pretty nasty; however it is easy to spot. You might have it if you have a burning pain when you pee pee, or discharge. Approximately twenty one out of thirty people are afflicted with this horrible god forsaken desease. There is no cure. There is a pill however that the non jesus accepting religious community will try to force you to take. It is nothing more than a mear placebo, prayer is your only true cure.
Factoids
This brings me to an important factoid. Gohnorrea was a tool of Nazi Germany and were created by Athiest Hitler to subvert democracy and jesus, as seen by this WW2 poster, reminding you to stay vigilant.
The best way to avoid STD's is to pray with your parter of the oppisate gender before each encounter. Only with the love and understanding of our lord and savior Jesus Christ (amen!) will one manage to get through life without contracting something. However don't be surprised if your sins lead you to a bad place.
Remember that even tho some of these deseases are curable, that contracting them is going to lead to your death if you don't get treatment. Syphilis can easily be fixed up with magical antibiotics that were manufactured evil blood thirsty money grubbing medical pill corporations that are nothing but fancy drug dealers. Anyways point is, if jesus wants you to live you won't get an STD. If he hates you, you will. So be good and wear a condom because a condom can help protect you from HIV, Warts, chlymidia, and even santorum. Just remember, wrap your genital's before you stick them in some place new! Or else jesus will kill you.
